What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet