What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.