What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.