Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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What is the difference between ovaries and testicles?

There is a vas diference

What did one testicle say to the other testicle ago was aggravating him?

You're being very teste

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

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Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)