Give her a testicle.
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So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.
There is a vas diference
Hudyanika Bolokov
A testicle!
He found a lump on his testicle.
You're being very teste
Sacrilegious.
Mr. Whodyounickabollockov
Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!
The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"
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Testicles.
Two testicles.
contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Because the testicles
What would you do
It has the blues
Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way.
Wagmans.
A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
E.T. phoned home.
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."
Because Ken always came in another box.
I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.
A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
To hide his nuts!!
He was having window pains I'm sorry
Suture self!