Testicle Jokes

How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What is the difference between ovaries and testicles?

There is a vas diference

What do you call a Russian with three testicles?

Hudyanika Bolokov

What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

What did one testicle say to the other testicle ago was aggravating him?

You're being very teste

What do you call someone who worships testicles?

Sacrilegious.

What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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How do you tell if someone is ticklish?

Testicles.

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

What if one of your testicle is smaller than other?

What would you do

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