What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

Who's gonna drive her?

That's right. You.

Testicle Jokes More Testicle Jokes

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

Argh Jokes More Argh Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"