What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

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What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!