What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.