What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san