What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.