What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.