What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!