Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

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When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.