Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.