Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

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What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

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