What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

What is Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."