How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

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How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"