How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?

They couldn't fit.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."