How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

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How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.