I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
Because they don't know the words.
He replied "Over there next to mine."
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
Microsoft Office 36543
I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
Because they are out standing in their field.
A master baiter
unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.