Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

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Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.