Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

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What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."