Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.