La Jokes

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Sauron Jokes More Sauron Jokes

What's Sauron's favorite soft drink?

Mountain Dewm

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

Wilderness Jokes More Wilderness Jokes

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"