Wilderness Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

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Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Testament Jokes More Testament Jokes

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Gene Wilder Jokes More Gene Wilder Jokes

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin