What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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What's a holocaust denier's favorite month?

July

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.