What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

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What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

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What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin