What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

What does it taste like to go down on a senior citizen?

Depends.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

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What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !