Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.