Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

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What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf