Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.