How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!