How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

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How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation