How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation