Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.