Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.