Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!