What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

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What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.