What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

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Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit