Turkey! Its the bomb!
I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!
Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Turkey stuffing
