How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

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What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it