How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.

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Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.