God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '
At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.
His property was Fur Elise
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Tape his mouth shut.
Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!
God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!
gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.
Mrs Hawking
