How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

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Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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Blue Genes... I'll be here all week

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He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin