How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.