How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

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What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.