Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What do you call a pickle that draws?

A dillustrator.

What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.