How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!