How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon