How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

Previous Random Joke Next

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game