How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a Basilian.

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.