None, because chauvinists can't change anything.
Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!