What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

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Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!