How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

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How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

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What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt