How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm?

Organised crime.

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.