How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.