How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Faucet Jokes More Faucet Jokes

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .