Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

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What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.