Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

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What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.