Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

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Why was red sad?

Because he was feeling blue

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .