Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

Faucet Jokes More Faucet Jokes

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.