Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

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Faucet Jokes More Faucet Jokes

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

100 Foot Jokes More 100 Foot Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Restrain Order Jokes More Restrain Order Jokes

What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

a restraining order.

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.