What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore