Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
They're way too into Stalin
A Brexit
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
Because his parents are vegetables.
The Wheelchair
Beans on post !
Because he was bean stalked.....
He was addicted to crack.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
A: Half a measure.