Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.