Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.