Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

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What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P