Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

Moron Jokes More Moron Jokes

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!