Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Moron Jokes More Moron Jokes

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

What did the super smart dude say to the moron?

What did the super smart dude say to the moron?