What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

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Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.