What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

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What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.