What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

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What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor