Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.