Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

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Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!