What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.