What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

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What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato