What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

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What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork