What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

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What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '