What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '