What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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What disease do terrible parkers have?

parkin'sins

What disease does a married man have?

onejina

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.