Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

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Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.