Effect Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

Achieve Jokes More Achieve Jokes

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common?

They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B