Effect Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Mexican Border Jokes More Mexican Border Jokes

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

16 Year Old Boy Jokes More 16 Year Old Boy Jokes

What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common?

They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

What's the best thing about being black?

Not having to listen to awful dad jokes.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What did they say when they forgot to embalm Satoru Iwata?

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