What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

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How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill."

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.