What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.