16 Year Old Jokes

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common?

They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.