Mexican Border Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

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What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

Forgive Jokes More Forgive Jokes

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

Mitochondria Jokes More Mitochondria Jokes

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.