Forgive Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

Lil Jon Jokes More Lil Jon Jokes

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Terrible Joke Jokes More Terrible Joke Jokes

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.