Forgive Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems?

The Pastryarchy.

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

Juan Juan Jokes More Juan Juan Jokes

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

George Jokes More George Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

Lil Jon Jokes More Lil Jon Jokes

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Santa Helper Jokes More Santa Helper Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.