Forgive Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

Santa Helper Jokes More Santa Helper Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

True Love Jokes More True Love Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

George Jokes More George Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit