What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

Who did the wizard marry?

His ghoul-friend